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 6/27/06

Men are like....

1. Men are like ........ Laxatives . They irritate the heck out of you.

2. Men are like ........
Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ........
Weather . Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ........
Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.


5. Men are like .......
Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .......
Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.


7. Men are like ........
Department Stores ......... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........
Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .......
Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .......
Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like .
Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming,
how many inches
you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........
Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........
Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding

    good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

 

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