The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all
the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house
we wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer,
but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Investment Opportunity
FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.-
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
worth of Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND,
you would have had
$214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401 Keg Plan